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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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