The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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