- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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