- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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