- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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