what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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