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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

men

How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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