Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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I Raped And Killed A Little Girl Called Zoe. It All Started When I Raped A Girl In Her School, I Always Waited Outside Of Her School in my white van, one day the girl I raped before Zoe confronted me in my white van, I asked her if she wanted to see my puppies in the back of the van, she said yes, I locked her in there, I kidnapped her. The next day that girl Mysteriously Died. Iwonder how? Tee hee hee... The next day Zoe came up to my van, She also said yes about the puppies too! I kidnapped her and raped her. The next day I was rushed to hospital, I was revealed by the doctor I Had Been Diagnosed With HIV, I knew it was from her because she is the only girl I'd raped, So I walked home. When I Was Walking Home, I Was Thinking About How Angry I Was With That Lil' Bitch; I Was Thinking of ways to kill her, when I got home I heard her listen to; Bang Bang~ By Ariana Grande, Nikki Minaj And Jessie J. That Got Me thinking, Ah, that's how I am going to kill her. So I opened my cage and Got my gun out; I killed her. Blood Was Dripping Down from her head, I Grabbed the corpse and put It in my basement, after that I started licking her fanny, Drinking Her pussy juice. Then I drained all of her Blood out of her body and bottled it. After all the draining I had 600,000 Bottles. I Drunk one of them. and may I just say: it was delicious! After that, I went online and sold all the bottles to I.Am.A.Vampire.Com For £1million Pounds!! Man is now mega rich and I brought a slut and fucked her. I Now lift a fucking amazing life because of a vulnerable, Dumb Ass girl called Zoe. Thank you!!!!!

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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