- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

My love life

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

why are black people so fast? because there black

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

a black man did not eat chicken.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

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