a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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