How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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Anti Joke

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