Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Neil Lewis

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

epic win?

You know what's cool? Yep.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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