Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

charlie sheen

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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