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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

What? Huh?

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

Barack Obama plays basketball

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Whats the defination of cruelty

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