- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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