- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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