- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

nickel back

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Women's Rights

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Roses are red, violets are purple.

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