whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Q: Who followed E.T.A Hoffman? A: ASAP Rocky. (ETA and ASAP are both time-based abbreviations, ETA meaning 'estimated time of arrival' and ASAP meaning 'as soon as possible'. Thus, ASAP can form a response to a requested ETA. Additional humour comes from the dissonant occupations of the two individuals: E.T.A Hoffman being a nineteenth century gothic author, and ASAP Rocky being a modern rapper.)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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the midget went to the midget store

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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