What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Guess what? Bananas

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Who wants $300? Me too.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Actually it was me Josh brown

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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