Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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