A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

KOOKABURRA

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Guess what? Bananas

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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