- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What do black people eat? Food.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Women's Rights

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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