why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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your life

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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