What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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time to spruce up!

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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