- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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