- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

hashtags suck balls

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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