What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

XD Jackass.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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