- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

minorities

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??