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i killed my family

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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