Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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hi joshua

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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