- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

i like men but im not gay

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

Why did jim all I over? He dies

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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