How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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So a seal walks into a club.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Stop Spam Read Books

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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taking out the trash... at night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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