Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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