Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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