- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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