Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Obama walks into a hospital....

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What do u call a cripple Biv

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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