What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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whats black and strange a paki

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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