- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Who invented apple? God

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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