what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Roses are flowers.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Im gay What about you

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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