How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Ebola

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

NEVER

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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