- Anti Joke

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Obama walks into a hospital....