What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

This statement is false.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Why did? Yes

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

say it ten times fast: oh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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