i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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