Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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