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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Neither did she.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

How will the world end? That information is unknown

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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