- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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