- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

hey guys im gay

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Womens basketball

AIDS

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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