Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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Ron Paul for President!

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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