- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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