- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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