Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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