What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Penis.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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good looking women

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

Anti Joke

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