- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate black people

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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