A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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