- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Anthony sucks

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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