- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D