What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

whats funnier than 24? 25

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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