Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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