What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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david what a baghead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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