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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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