what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

steven hawking walks into a bar

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Who is John Galt?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Anti Joke

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