Who is John Galt?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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more like nig!

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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