- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

How high is the sky? True or False

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

boobs.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

Tough crowd tonight...

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Your moms so old. She might die soon

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

So a horse walks into a barn.

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