A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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You're tall.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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