What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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