Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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whats a joke

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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