- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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