Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

i killed my family

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Two planes walk into an office building

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Hi, my name is Jake.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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